Workin' Hard For The Ladies
Jack here. Figured it was time for me to post on mom and dad’s blog now that I’m 4 months and all. So, seems like everywhere I go, I’m oooed and ahhed at. I don’t know if you’ve noticed lately but I’ve got a few rolls on me so I figured I better get into shape if I want to keep impressing the ladies….plus I had a photo shoot coming up for my 2011 pinup calendar. Such pressure. Anyway, want a quick glimpse at what work-out, I mean “play-time” *wink wink* looks like in my crib? Read on.
First, I work on sitting up. Mom puts my favorite mirror in the crib and I bat at it so she thinks I’m interested but really I’m working on my rock hard abs and back muscles and strengthening my arms. Up, down, up, down.
Then, so that my mom doesn’t catch on to this, I look up with an adorable, innocent look.
Then, to keep up the ruse of innocence, I fall back haphazardly into the pillow she carefully placed behind me. “oh, mommy, help me. i can’t get back up”, I fuss as I do my crunches. 1, 2, 3, 4.
Now, I’m in the perfect position to work on my side muscles as I roll onto my toned tummy. Check out my gluteus maximus area as I roll over.
Now, gotta keep mom off the trail so I fuss a little more and shoot her an ‘aren’t you going to help me?’ look while I bring my arms in front for some push-ups.
Now, push-up time. 1, 2, 3, 4…give a cute glance to mom through the crib rails. check.
Uh oh…I’m now too cute to resist and mom insists on picking me up and slathering me with more kisses. Good thing no girls are around cuz that would be emmmmbarassing! Well, guess that work-out is over. I’m feeling good…I think I look nice and toned for my calendar shoot, don’t you? Plus, there’s always photoshop. ;-)